Me: Hey hon! How's your day going?
Him: Oh fine......hey, could you do me a favor when you get home?
Me: Ya sure, what?
Him: When you get home will you look by the bed for my glasses?
Me: .......so does that mean you don't have your glasses on now? You're saying that you're so blind that you can't find your glasses. That sucks.......wait, you've been at work for over 7 hours? What exactly are you wearing then?
Him: My safety glasses.
Me: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha (imagine my manic laughter as you have heard before)
Him: If you're just gonna laugh, then forget it. I'll find them when I get home.