Our bank has some of the worst music ever. It will go from Mariah Carey to Elton John to some old 50s song I've never heard of. But if we complain too much, they'll just change it to the elevator music that is truly horrendous. So, we make the best of it, and quite often you'll find us singing along to the worst of them all.
Well recently every morning Elton John has been on. I knew the words couldn't be "hold me close young Tony Danza." But it's a much better song that way. I think I choose to continue singing it the way it was intended to sound. Forget that tiny dancer stuff, that's just crazy.